So a guy goes to a therapist to explain his problem and says "Doctor, one day I think I'm a tee-pee, the next day I think I'm a wig-wam. Tee-pee, wig-wam, tee-pee, wig-wam over and over again. It never stops!"
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong, you're too tense!" - Ba-Dump-Bump! (Yes, of all the out of work comic monkey's, you got me!?... ;o)